The Crazy Servant

The Crazy Servant always carried a cucumber that they would often put on his head. This seems to be a fairly funny exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Servant, who feels that the idea was epic. Who would have thought, a cucumber was the chosen thing.

The Crazy Servant always kept a bag of flour that they would sometimes hug. One might find this to be a fairly new thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Servant, who considered that the idea was stunning. Strangely, a bag of flour would be the item that was selected.

The Crazy Servant always carried a piece of paper that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It might have been a fairly funny exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Servant, who assumed that the idea was breathtaking. A piece of paper is the thing that was chosen.

The Crazy Servant always had with them a set of lego that they would occasionally smash. One might consider this to be a fairly new suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Servant, who thought that the idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a set of lego being the item opted for.

The Crazy Servant craved for a can of coke that they sometimes smash. It is considered to be a weird and wonderful action, to me and my parents, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was epic. A can of coke being the chosen item.

The Crazy Servant always had with them a lava lamp that they liked to put down their trousers. It might be a strange proposal, to you, but not to the Servant, who thinks that this idea is awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp would be the item that was selected.