A Depressed Servant

A Depressed Servant had a teapot that they would put on his head. It was a somewhat surprising thought, to me and my children, but not to the Servant, who thought that the idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a teapot is the item to select.

A Depressed Servant always kept a can of coke that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It was a fairly different undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was awesome. Honestly, a can of coke is the thing to select.

A Depressed Servant needed a lava lamp that they would break. It might be a fairly unusual proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Servant, who feels it was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp was the item that was chosen.

A Depressed Servant desperately looked for a porno magazine that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It was an extraordinary action, to my dad, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion it was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine would be the item that was selected.

A Depressed Servant always had with them a mug that they would sleep with. This could be considered a fairly funny suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Servant, who assumed it was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a mug being the item selected.

A Depressed Servant desperately craved for a melon that they would often embrace. One might consider this to be a curious suggestion, to me, but not to the Servant, who assumed that the idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a melon being the chosen thing.