Her Colourful Servant

Her Colourful Servant always had with them a piece of paper that they would rub on his belly. One might consider this to be a fairly peculiar activity, to my grandma, but not to the Servant, who assumed that the idea was epic. Bizarrely, a piece of paper is the item to choose.

Her Colourful Servant found a melon that they would eat. It is considered to be a fairly bizarre exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Servant, who assumed that this idea was exciting. Strangely, a melon is the thing that was chosen.

Her Colourful Servant owned a big sponge that they would sometimes share. It might be an unusual thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion it was simply life. Who would have imagined, a big sponge was the item that was opted for.

Her Colourful Servant desperately searched for a bottle of coke that they would often try to balance on their head. One might consider this to be a curious exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Servant, who thinks that it was in fact, miraculous. Who would have imagined, a bottle of coke having that done to it

Her Colourful Servant searched for a pint of cider that they liked to embrace. One might say this is a weird operation, to my children, but not to the Servant, who thinks it was awesome. A pint of cider being the item opted for.

Her Colourful Servant desperately desired a big sponge that they would often worship. This seems to be a curious activity, to my mum, but not to the Servant, who expected that the idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a big sponge was the item that was opted for.