A Blue Servant

A Blue Servant searched for a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes annihilate It would have been a peculiar approach to life, to you, but not to the Servant, who feels that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Strangely, a sack of potatoes being the chosen item.

A Blue Servant searched for a bottle of beer that they would sometimes play with. It is a fairly new undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Servant, who assumed that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer was the item that was opted for.

A Blue Servant looked for a pen that they would hug. One might consider this to be an astonishing idea, to my children, but not to the Servant, who assumed it was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a pen was the chosen thing.

A Blue Servant carried a pint of cider that they would often eat. It might be a peculiar activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Servant, who considered that it was in fact, epic. A pint of cider would be the chosen thing.

A Blue Servant desperately wanted a melon that they sometimes sleep with. It might be a fairly surprising operation, to my mum, but not to the Servant, who felt that this idea is entertaining. Strangely, a melon would be the thing that was selected.

A Blue Servant owned a block of cheese to demolish. It is a bizarre action, to some, but not to the Servant, who considered that the idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a block of cheese being the chosen thing.