My Round Servant

My Round Servant desperately desired a set of lego that they would sometimes drop. This might appear to be a curious idea, to my mum, but not to the Servant, who thinks that it was in fact, simply life. Honestly, a set of lego is the item to select.

My Round Servant desperately wanted a painting of a melon that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It should have been an exciting thought, to me and my children, but not to the Servant, who expected that it was in fact, breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a painting of a melon was the thing that was selected.

My Round Servant always kept a ball to try to balance on their head. It should have been an extraordinary activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Servant, who thought that the idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a ball would be the item that was chosen.

My Round Servant owned a little monkey that they would often worship. It might have been a fairly funny proposal, to me, but not to the Servant, who assumed it was epic. Remarkably, a little monkey would be the chosen thing.

My Round Servant desperately craved for a painting of a melon that they sometimes try to balance on their head. This seems a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Servant, who assumed that the idea was exciting. Remarkably, a painting of a melon would be the thing that was opted for.

My Round Servant desperately wanted a can of coke that they would often put down their trousers. It is an unusual suggestion, to many, but not to the Servant, who thought it would be exciting. Bizarrely, a can of coke was the item that was opted for.