A Weary Servant

A Weary Servant desperately desired a cup that they would often try to nail to the wall. This seems to be an extraordinary approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Servant, who had decided it was breathtaking. Remarkably, a cup was the chosen item.

A Weary Servant wanted a teapot that they liked to play with. It should be a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Servant, who feels that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a teapot having that done to it

A Weary Servant had a little monkey that they would rub on his belly. It is considered to be a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to you, but not to the Servant, who feels it would be amazing. Strangely, a little monkey is the thing to select.

A Weary Servant craved for a rubber johnny that they would occasionally sleep with. One might say this is a curious thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Servant, who assumed that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny is the thing that was chosen.

A Weary Servant had a pint of cider to try to nail to the wall. It would be a fairly new thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Servant, who feels that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider was the thing that was chosen.

A Weary Servant searched for a magic 8 ball that they sometimes put on his head. It was a fairly new thing to do, to many, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion it was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a magic 8 ball being the thing selected.