The Vampire Diaries Season 3 (2011) Review

*SPOILERS! ALL RIGHTS TO RESPECTIVE OWNERS! **

"I hope you get lucky tonight!" CAROLINE! OMG! Can Tyler and Caroline do each other already??

And HRG from Heroes shows for Mrs. Lockwood. Still he's a fucking sociopath.

Tyler is finding out what happened to Caroline. And it's great.

And turns out Tyler was right about Elena kissing Damon.

It's funny when Damon walks in the water with Elena. Hahahaha.

Damon and Elena, can THEY do each other already?

Fuck! "Hi, my name is Noah and I get hot from torturing people. We must do it because we love her." Tyler and her mom to the rescue! HHHHHOOOORAY! She even shot at HRG.

I side wide Damon on this. Yes, murder isn't excusable usually, but he’s right on the personhood.

WOW. Was that intimate! Between Elena and Damon.

And, I'd like to think Elena has some sort of compassion, but she doesn't.

Mason comes back from the dead...SHIT! WHAT THE BATFUCK IS HAPPENING WITH GHOSTS AND ALTERNATE DIMESIONS?????

FFFFFUUUUUCCCKKKK!!!!!!!!! More torture scenes!

Katherine and/or Stefan must've blown the plan. THEY BOTH DID! Did I call it or what? XD XD

Damn, Stephen is ruthless...

I like how Damon and Stephen are almost complete opposites from where they started Season 1. Damon is going with some conviction, and Stephen has stooped to Dick Cheney's level. (Shit am I a dweeb)

Caroline talking to Klaus is insane. Getting Klaus to help is incredible. But it made me think of Game of Thrones, and what did Syrio say to Arya? Same sort of thing Klaus said to Caroline. " What do we say to the God of Death?"

"Not Today."

Careful what you wish for HRG, you just might get it as Tyler turns right in front of you and mauls your savage ass.

Omg. Shut up Stephen. What'd you punch Damon for?

OMG. Caroline...... Yes, he's your dad, but seriously... get that savage, depraved, piece of shit that is your father OUT OF THERE! Get away from him!

With Klaus, Damon, and Stephen, it's like Batman turning to The Dark Side via The Joker's manipulation. Except Damon seems to be the only one with his head on straight.

AND, that's when Elena is a dumbass. Take Stephen the freakshow's arm.

Could Klaus have the hots for Caroline? WTF?

Why does Elijah need to know what his mom says to Elena? It looks like Klaus' and Elijah's mom writes in Dwarvish, even though I know it's not Dwarvish. HAHAHA!

This is where Elena and Elijah have more moral high ground than the rest of the world in this show.

Well the last episode was sad/tragic. What the hell is the doc talking about? "I helped her?" A cerebral hemorrhage? WOAH! WHAT THE BATFUCK IS GOING ON? This is some Ras' al Ghul Talia Body Snatchers Possession type shit.

I feel AWFUL for Caroline.... everyone keeps kidnapping and torturing her. WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Interesting twist, moms helping kids leave because Rick is forcing them to out their kids.

Shit........ Certain elements I admit I don't care for, but the plotlines connecting past to present and vice versa are interesting, like Rick forcing the mothers' hands. Klaus and Caroline...... WOW. I seriously didn't see that coming by a mile.

I give this $8/10 USD. Why? Mostly because of the torture scenes.