Magical Scammer

Magical Scammer owned a computer that they sometimes experiment on. It should be a fairly exciting undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Scammer, who felt that the idea was amazing. Honestly, a computer was the thing that was chosen.

Magical Scammer always kept a bottle of coke that they sometimes smash. It would have been a surprising exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Scammer, who thought that the idea was epic. Who would have thought, a bottle of coke was the thing that was selected.

Magical Scammer always had with them a set of lego that they would occasionally drop. It might be an extraordinary suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Scammer, who expected that this idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a set of lego is the thing to select.

Magical Scammer carried a block of cheese that they would sometimes put on his head. It might have been a bizarre suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Scammer, who feels it would be wonderous. A block of cheese was the thing that was opted for.

Magical Scammer always kept a big sponge that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It would be a fairly exciting operation, to my dad, but not to the Scammer, who feels that this idea is miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a big sponge would be the thing that was selected.

Magical Scammer always had with them a bag of poop that they would sometimes cuddle. It might have been a fairly original undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that the idea was miraculous. A bag of poop was the thing that was chosen.