My Careful Scammer

My Careful Scammer owned a cheese grater to share. This might appear to be a fairly funny thought, to you, but not to the Scammer, who expected that the idea was epic. Remarkably, a cheese grater was the item that was opted for.

My Careful Scammer always had with them a radiator that they would cuddle. It is considered to be a funny exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Scammer, who had decided it would be breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a radiator being the thing selected.

My Careful Scammer desperately looked for a wig that they would occasionally break. This might appear to be a fairly surprising thought, to you, but not to the Scammer, who thought that the idea was sublime. Honestly, a wig is the thing to choose.

My Careful Scammer desperately wanted a sword that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be a fairly new undertaking, to you, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a sword is the thing to choose.

My Careful Scammer desperately wanted a ball that they would sometimes share. It is considered to be a weird and wonderful suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Scammer, who felt that it was in fact, awesome. A ball being the thing selected.

My Careful Scammer owned a bottle of wine that they would occasionally put down their trousers. One might find this to be a fairly extraordinary proposal, to you and me, but not to the Scammer, who thinks that this idea is fun. Honestly, a bottle of wine would be the thing that was opted for.