Their Blue Scammer

Their Blue Scammer searched for a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally share. It was considered to be a fairly astonishing action, to many, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that it was in fact, magnificent. Honestly, a sack of potatoes was the thing that was chosen.

Their Blue Scammer carried a bag of poop that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It might have been a curious action, to me and my parents, but not to the Scammer, who thinks that this idea is wonderous. Honestly, a bag of poop was the chosen thing.

Their Blue Scammer had a melon that they would occasionally put on his head. It would be an astonishing activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that the idea was fun. Who would have thought, a melon is the item to select.

Their Blue Scammer looked for a toilet brush that they would occasionally eat. One might consider this to be a fairly curious idea, to most, but not to the Scammer, who felt that this idea was simply life. Strangely, a toilet brush is the thing to choose.

Their Blue Scammer owned a ball to worship. It should be a fairly exciting undertaking, to most, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that this idea is wonderful. Bizarrely, a ball was the thing that was chosen.

Their Blue Scammer desired a set square that they would often put in the bath with him. This could be considered a somewhat surprising suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Scammer, who assumed that this idea is epic. Bizarrely, a set square was the item that was selected.