The Orange Scammer

The Orange Scammer had a set square to put down their trousers. It is considered to be a surprising activity, to most, but not to the Scammer, who thought it was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a set square would be the item that was opted for.

The Orange Scammer looked for a spade that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should have been a weird idea, to some, but not to the Scammer, who considered it would be breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a spade was the chosen item.

The Orange Scammer often carried a mug that they sometimes cuddle. It is considered to be a weird thought, to many, but not to the Scammer, who thought that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a mug was the thing that was chosen.

The Orange Scammer always carried a computer that they would rub on his belly. This is certainly a fairly funny idea, to my mum, but not to the Scammer, who thinks that the idea was epic. Bizarrely, a computer would be the chosen thing.

The Orange Scammer desperately needed a mug that they would sometimes hug. One might find this to be a fairly original activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Scammer, who felt it was amazing. Remarkably, a mug would be the chosen thing.

The Orange Scammer always carried a stapler that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. This could be considered a fairly unusual action, to my neighbour, but not to the Scammer, who thinks that the idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a stapler would be the item that was opted for.