A Red Scammer

A Red Scammer looked for a mug that they liked to annihilate It might have been a somewhat surprising activity, to my children, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion it was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a mug was the item that was selected.

A Red Scammer looked for a teapot that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be a weird and wonderful thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Scammer, who felt that the idea was entertaining. A teapot being the chosen thing.

A Red Scammer desperately looked for a piece of paper that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It might be a fairly bizarre activity, to my children, but not to the Scammer, who thinks that the idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a piece of paper being the thing selected.

A Red Scammer desperately desired a rubber chicken that they would often embrace. It should be a fairly strange approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Scammer, who feels that it was in fact, breathtaking. Remarkably, a rubber chicken is the thing to opt for.

A Red Scammer found a sponge that they liked to throw. It is an odd thing to do, to you, but not to the Scammer, who felt that the idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a sponge is the item to opt for.

A Red Scammer owned a helmet to throw. This could be considered a fairly unusual exercise, to you, but not to the Scammer, who feels that this idea is simply life. A helmet was the item that was selected.