The Bum Loving Scammer

The Bum Loving Scammer desperately wanted a crown that they would eat. It is considered to be an astonishing activity, to some, but not to the Scammer, who considered it was sublime. Who would have thought, a crown having that done to it

The Bum Loving Scammer carried a set of lego that they liked to demolish. This might appear to be a fairly different operation, to some, but not to the Scammer, who thought it was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a set of lego would be the chosen thing.

The Bum Loving Scammer desperately wanted a rubber johnny that they would drop. It would have been a funny undertaking, to my children, but not to the Scammer, who expected that this idea is miraculous. Strangely, a rubber johnny was the item that was chosen.

The Bum Loving Scammer craved for a teapot that they would put on his head. It would be a different undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Scammer, who felt it was wonderful. Bizarrely, a teapot would be the thing that was selected.

The Bum Loving Scammer desperately searched for a sword to worship. One might say this is an astonishing operation, to you, but not to the Scammer, who assumed that this idea was stunning. A sword was the item that was selected.

The Bum Loving Scammer always kept a can of coke that they would sometimes share. It was a fairly weird thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that it was in fact, awesome. Honestly, a can of coke was the thing that was chosen.