A Grumpy Scammer

A Grumpy Scammer searched for a magic 8 ball that they liked to experiment on. It was considered to be a fairly odd undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Scammer, who felt that this idea is wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a magic 8 ball is the thing to choose.

A Grumpy Scammer carried a little monkey that they would rub on his belly. It was considered to be a fairly astonishing operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Scammer, who feels that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a little monkey is the thing that was chosen.

A Grumpy Scammer desperately needed a set square that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. This might appear to be a fairly unusual approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that this idea is entertaining. Who would have thought, a set square was the item that was selected.

A Grumpy Scammer often carried a stretchman that they would put on his head. It should have been an extraordinary thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Scammer, who feels it would be stunning. Who would have thought, a stretchman is the item that was chosen.

A Grumpy Scammer desperately needed a mug that they would sometimes sleep with. It was a fairly bizarre action, to everybody you know, but not to the Scammer, who feels that this idea is the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a mug was the chosen item.

A Grumpy Scammer desperately wanted a ball that they liked to put down their trousers. It would be a different activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Scammer, who considered it was sublime. Bizarrely, a ball being the item selected.