Crazy Scammer

Crazy Scammer desperately needed a pencil sharpener that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This might appear to be a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to my grandma, but not to the Scammer, who assumed it would be epic. Who would have thought, a pencil sharpener being the item opted for.

Crazy Scammer desired a bottle of wine that they would smash. It is considered to be an exciting thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Scammer, who felt that this idea is entertaining. Honestly, a bottle of wine being the item opted for.

Crazy Scammer always kept a sponge that they would often sit and look at. This is certainly a fairly strange thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a sponge of all things.

Crazy Scammer desperately desired a can of coke that they sometimes share. One might find this to be an unusual thing to do, to me, but not to the Scammer, who thinks that this idea is exciting. Honestly, a can of coke would be the item that was opted for.

Crazy Scammer desperately searched for a melon that they would occasionally eat. One might find this to be a strange undertaking, to many, but not to the Scammer, who considered that this idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a melon being the chosen item.

Crazy Scammer desperately needed a spade to hug. This might appear to be a funny operation, to my dad, but not to the Scammer, who expected it was wonderous. Honestly, a spade was the item that was chosen.