The Fat Scammer

The Fat Scammer always carried a block of cheese that they would sometimes hug. It is a fairly different exercise, to some, but not to the Scammer, who thinks that this idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a block of cheese would be the item that was opted for.

The Fat Scammer always had with them a melon that they would sometimes sit and look at. It might have been an exciting exercise, to many, but not to the Scammer, who considered that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a melon was the thing that was opted for.

The Fat Scammer always had with them a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes experiment on. One might say this is a fairly new undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Scammer, who felt that the idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a can of Dr Pepper is the item to opt for.

The Fat Scammer searched for a ball to share. This could be considered a somewhat surprising undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Scammer, who expected that this idea is sublime. Who would have imagined, a ball being the thing selected.

The Fat Scammer desperately craved for a custard pie that they would often try to nail to the wall. It was a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Scammer, who expected it would be stunning. Strangely, a custard pie was the item that was chosen.

The Fat Scammer wanted a sack of potatoes that they liked to experiment on. It should be a different thought, to me and my children, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was exciting. A sack of potatoes being the chosen item.