The Foolish Scammer

The Foolish Scammer needed a set of lego that they sometimes share. It might be an odd undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that it was in fact, exciting. A set of lego was the thing that was opted for.

The Foolish Scammer craved for a can of Tango to break. One might consider this to be a fairly curious thought, to me, but not to the Scammer, who considered it would be exciting. Remarkably, a can of Tango is the thing to choose.

The Foolish Scammer desperately looked for a big sponge that they would sometimes sleep with. It should have been a fairly odd suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Scammer, who considered that the idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a big sponge would be the chosen thing.

The Foolish Scammer searched for a custard pie that they would insert somewhere. It might be a strange approach to life, to me, but not to the Scammer, who expected that this idea is miraculous. Remarkably, a custard pie would be the thing that was chosen.

The Foolish Scammer carried a little monkey that they would often demolish. It should be a strange idea, to many, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a little monkey is the thing to choose.

The Foolish Scammer always carried a bat to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be a fairly unusual idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Scammer, who had decided it was awesome. Honestly, a bat would be the thing that was chosen.