The Fat Scammer

The Fat Scammer desperately wanted a computer that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It would be an odd thing to do, to me, but not to the Scammer, who thought it was simply life. Honestly, a computer would be the item that was selected.

The Fat Scammer always had with them a can of coke that they would often insert somewhere. One might find this to be an original activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Scammer, who felt it was exciting. Who would have imagined, a can of coke being the item opted for.

The Fat Scammer always kept a set of lego to eat. One might say this is a fairly new approach to life, to many, but not to the Scammer, who assumed that the idea was exciting. Honestly, a set of lego being the item selected.

The Fat Scammer often carried a magic 8 ball that they would annihilate It might be a fairly different thing to do, to my children, but not to the Scammer, who felt that the idea was wonderous. Strangely, a magic 8 ball was the item that was chosen.

The Fat Scammer carried a lava lamp that they would sometimes rub on his belly. One might find this to be a surprising proposal, to most, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was wonderful. Strangely, a lava lamp would be the item that was chosen.

The Fat Scammer always kept a toilet brush that they would sometimes share. It would be a fairly exciting suggestion, to my children, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a toilet brush being the thing opted for.