The Ugly Scammer

The Ugly Scammer always carried a bottle of wine that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It might be a fairly surprising action, to many, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that the idea was epic. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine would be the item that was chosen.

The Ugly Scammer desperately desired a sack of potatoes that they sometimes put down their trousers. One might find this to be a fairly astonishing activity, to you and me, but not to the Scammer, who feels that it was in fact, exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes was the thing that was opted for.

The Ugly Scammer searched for a chocolate bar that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is a fairly original activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Scammer, who thought that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a chocolate bar was the thing that was opted for.

The Ugly Scammer desired a set of lego that they sometimes throw. It should have been a bizarre operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Scammer, who felt it was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a set of lego being the thing selected.

The Ugly Scammer often carried a little monkey that they would play with. It was considered to be an original activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that it was in fact, sublime. Strangely, a little monkey having that done to it

The Ugly Scammer needed a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes insert somewhere. This could be considered a fairly curious thought, to my dad, but not to the Scammer, who thinks that the idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes being the item opted for.