The Talented Scammer

The Talented Scammer desperately looked for a lava lamp that they would try to nail to the wall. It might have been a different thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Scammer, who assumed that this idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp was the item that was chosen.

The Talented Scammer had a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes break. This seems a fairly original exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Scammer, who assumed that it was in fact, wonderful. Honestly, a Harry Potter wand is the thing that was chosen.

The Talented Scammer always kept a piece of paper to watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be a fairly odd undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Scammer, who thought that the idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a piece of paper was the item that was opted for.

The Talented Scammer desperately wanted a lava lamp that they would occasionally play with. It is considered to be a fairly exciting proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Scammer, who thought that it was in fact, out of this world. Remarkably, a lava lamp was the item that was opted for.

The Talented Scammer needed a melon that they would occasionally play with. It would have been a weird and wonderful proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is wonderful. Who would have thought, a melon was the thing that was chosen.

The Talented Scammer looked for a teapot that they would often smash. It might be a fairly odd suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a teapot is the thing that was chosen.