The Careful Scammer

The Careful Scammer often carried a pint of beer that they liked to demolish. It might be a different thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Scammer, who had decided it was entertaining. Remarkably, a pint of beer would be the item that was chosen.

The Careful Scammer desperately looked for a can of Tango that they would sometimes experiment on. It is a fairly astonishing activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Scammer, who expected that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango would be the item that was opted for.

The Careful Scammer looked for a stapler that they would rub on his belly. It is a weird and wonderful approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Scammer, who expected that this idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a stapler was the chosen item.

The Careful Scammer had a little monkey that they would often play with. This could be considered a fairly surprising action, to me and my husband, but not to the Scammer, who considered it was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a little monkey is the item that was chosen.

The Careful Scammer found a melon that they would often smash. One might find this to be a fairly original operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Scammer, who thinks it was breathtaking. Honestly, a melon would be the thing that was selected.

The Careful Scammer had a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It should have been a fairly exciting suggestion, to you, but not to the Scammer, who felt that this idea is stunning. Remarkably, a magic 8 ball would be the chosen thing.