The Hungry Scammer

The Hungry Scammer owned a bottle of coke that they would often share. This is certainly an unusual suggestion, to most, but not to the Scammer, who considered that the idea was sublime. Remarkably, a bottle of coke would be the item chosen.

The Hungry Scammer desperately desired a helmet that they sometimes break. It might be a fairly different approach to life, to me, but not to the Scammer, who expected that the idea was spectacular. Strangely, a helmet would be the chosen thing.

The Hungry Scammer desperately craved for a block of cheese that they would occasionally annihilate It would have been a new proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Scammer, who had decided it was epic. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese was the thing that was chosen.

The Hungry Scammer needed a big sponge that they would sometimes hug. It should have been an unusual suggestion, to some, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion it would be magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a big sponge is the item to select.

The Hungry Scammer carried a lava lamp that they sometimes share. It might have been a fairly new thought, to me, but not to the Scammer, who considered that the idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a lava lamp being the chosen thing.

The Hungry Scammer needed a pen that they would put down their trousers. One might find this to be a fairly original exercise, to some, but not to the Scammer, who considered that the idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a pen would be the thing that was selected.