The Funny Scammer

The Funny Scammer needed a hat that they sometimes experiment on. It is a funny operation, to my children, but not to the Scammer, who considered that the idea was epic. Honestly, a hat would be the item that was chosen.

The Funny Scammer looked for a bottle of coke that they would occasionally sleep with. This is certainly a fairly strange thought, to my grandma, but not to the Scammer, who felt that this idea was epic. Honestly, a bottle of coke would be the item that was chosen.

The Funny Scammer desperately desired a cucumber that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It would be a funny exercise, to you and me, but not to the Scammer, who feels it was magnificent. Remarkably, a cucumber being the item opted for.

The Funny Scammer desperately looked for a pint of beer to put down their trousers. This seems a somewhat surprising activity, to you and me, but not to the Scammer, who feels that this idea was simply life. A pint of beer was the thing that was opted for.

The Funny Scammer carried a can of coke that they would cuddle. It might have been a funny proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Scammer, who assumed it would be stunning. A can of coke is the thing to opt for.

The Funny Scammer carried a Harry Potter wand to try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be an astonishing operation, to some, but not to the Scammer, who assumed that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have imagined, a Harry Potter wand is the item to choose.