A Boring Scammer

A Boring Scammer desperately searched for a computer that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It is considered to be an exciting thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that the idea was entertaining. A computer was the chosen thing.

A Boring Scammer desperately craved for a rubber johnny that they would sometimes embrace. This is certainly a funny thought, to my dad, but not to the Scammer, who thought that the idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny is the item to select.

A Boring Scammer desperately craved for a pint of cider that they sometimes drop. One might consider this to be a somewhat surprising thing to do, to my children, but not to the Scammer, who assumed that the idea was simply life. Remarkably, a pint of cider is the item that was chosen.

A Boring Scammer desperately desired a lava lamp that they liked to put in the bath with him. It was a new action, to my grandma, but not to the Scammer, who assumed that it was in fact, exciting. Who would have thought, a lava lamp is the item that was chosen.

A Boring Scammer always carried a spade that they sometimes drop. One might consider this to be a fairly different operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Scammer, who feels that it was in fact, amazing. Who would have thought, a spade was the thing that was selected.

A Boring Scammer always carried a lava lamp that they would demolish. It is considered to be a peculiar thought, to you, but not to the Scammer, who felt it would be exciting. Bizarrely, a lava lamp would be the thing that was selected.