The Gentle Scammer

The Gentle Scammer desperately needed a pen that they liked to hug. It might be a fairly exciting action, to you and me, but not to the Scammer, who assumed that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a pen would be the item that was chosen.

The Gentle Scammer desperately looked for a rubber chicken that they would occasionally break. It should be a fairly bizarre suggestion, to me, but not to the Scammer, who considered that this idea is stunning. Remarkably, a rubber chicken being the chosen thing.

The Gentle Scammer carried a wig to embrace. It should be a fairly weird thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Scammer, who thinks it would be out of this world. A wig is the item to select.

The Gentle Scammer always had with them a tomato that they would rub on his belly. It is a fairly extraordinary exercise, to me, but not to the Scammer, who thought that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a tomato is the thing to select.

The Gentle Scammer found a can of coke to drop. This seems a fairly odd idea, to many, but not to the Scammer, who assumed that the idea was miraculous. Honestly, a can of coke was the chosen item.

The Gentle Scammer desperately searched for a piece of paper that they would sometimes smash. It should have been a curious suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Scammer, who assumed it was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a piece of paper would be the item that was selected.