The Weary Scammer

The Weary Scammer looked for a can of coke to cuddle. It should have been a fairly bizarre approach to life, to me, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was fun. Remarkably, a can of coke is the item to choose.

The Weary Scammer desperately craved for a ball that they liked to put in the bath with him. It would have been a fairly different thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Scammer, who thinks it would be stunning. Bizarrely, a ball would be the item that was chosen.

The Weary Scammer desperately needed a block of cheese to play with. It is a fairly unusual proposal, to some, but not to the Scammer, who feels that this idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a block of cheese being the thing selected.

The Weary Scammer wanted a painting of a melon that they would sometimes cuddle. It might have been an original suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Scammer, who feels that this idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a painting of a melon was the chosen thing.

The Weary Scammer always had with them a rubber johnny that they sometimes share. One might say this is a fairly bizarre activity, to me and my children, but not to the Scammer, who had decided it was out of this world. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny would be the item that was selected.

The Weary Scammer always had with them a CD player to try to balance on their head. This could be considered a fairly strange activity, to most, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a CD player of all things.