His Nervous Scammer

His Nervous Scammer desperately wanted a bottle of coke that they would rub on his belly. It should be a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a bottle of coke being the chosen thing.

His Nervous Scammer desired a teapot that they would occasionally play with. One might say this is a fairly odd exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Scammer, who expected that this idea was amazing. A teapot being the thing selected.

His Nervous Scammer needed a spade to hug. It might have been a fairly bizarre undertaking, to most, but not to the Scammer, who thought that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a spade being the item opted for.

His Nervous Scammer always kept a mug that they would sometimes experiment on. This might appear to be a fairly curious operation, to my children, but not to the Scammer, who feels it was exciting. Strangely, a mug was the chosen item.

His Nervous Scammer desperately desired a crown that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It was an odd undertaking, to many, but not to the Scammer, who expected it would be amazing. Strangely, a crown would be the thing that was opted for.

His Nervous Scammer desperately desired a bottle of beer to worship. It should be a fairly new action, to me and my children, but not to the Scammer, who feels it would be magnificent. Honestly, a bottle of beer would be the item that was selected.