The Tired Scammer

The Tired Scammer often carried a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally embrace. One might find this to be a fairly unusual activity, to you and me, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a magic 8 ball was the item that was opted for.

The Tired Scammer desperately needed a teapot that they would annihilate This seems to be a fairly peculiar action, to me, but not to the Scammer, who thinks that this idea is awesome. Who would have thought, a teapot would be the item that was selected.

The Tired Scammer craved for a can of Tango that they sometimes embrace. It is a fairly curious action, to my dad, but not to the Scammer, who expected it was simply life. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango was the item that was opted for.

The Tired Scammer desperately wanted a pint of cider that they would put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be a fairly curious thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Scammer, who expected that this idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider would be the chosen thing.

The Tired Scammer carried a big sponge that they would often eat. This seems a new approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Scammer, who considered that the idea was wonderful. Strangely, a big sponge would be the item chosen.

The Tired Scammer always carried a chocolate bar that they sometimes break. One might find this to be a fairly strange approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Scammer, who expected it would be exciting. Strangely, a chocolate bar was the chosen item.