Math Teacher Unsure What to Do With 57 Plus 14 Watermelonsblueparrotnews (25)in #satire • 7 years ago ABBEVILLE, LA – Early Monday morning, 3rd grade math teacher Patrick McCooley loaded up his car with 71 watermelons. “I was writing a word problem for an upcoming test, so I had to buy these to double check my answer” said McCooley. #news #fakenews #humor #funny