Her Lonely Santa

Her Lonely Santa searched for a sack of potatoes that they liked to cuddle. It was considered to be an extraordinary thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Santa, who had decided that the idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a sack of potatoes was the item that was selected.

Her Lonely Santa had a tomato that they would try to balance on their head. This is certainly a fairly peculiar proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Santa, who assumed it was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a tomato would be the item that was opted for.

Her Lonely Santa wanted a rubber chicken that they sometimes cuddle. It was considered to be a fairly unusual activity, to many, but not to the Santa, who thinks that the idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a rubber chicken was the chosen item.

Her Lonely Santa desired a rubber chicken that they sometimes eat. One might find this to be a fairly funny thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber chicken is the item to choose.

Her Lonely Santa desperately wanted a crown to eat. This seems to be a strange suggestion, to my children, but not to the Santa, who had decided that the idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a crown was the thing that was chosen.

Her Lonely Santa searched for a lava lamp that they liked to hug. This seems a fairly curious thing to do, to you, but not to the Santa, who thinks that this idea is spectacular. Strangely, a lava lamp is the thing to opt for.