Ugly Santa

Ugly Santa desperately searched for a ball to insert somewhere. It would be a fairly extraordinary idea, to me and my children, but not to the Santa, who thought it would be amazing. A ball is the thing to choose.

Ugly Santa desperately needed a spade that they would sometimes smash. This seems to be a curious action, to my neighbour, but not to the Santa, who felt it would be entertaining. Who would have imagined, a spade was the thing that was opted for.

Ugly Santa looked for a stretchman that they would sometimes sit and look at. This seems a new suggestion, to my children, but not to the Santa, who assumed that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a stretchman being the item selected.

Ugly Santa had a bat that they sometimes sleep with. This seems to be an odd operation, to some, but not to the Santa, who assumed that this idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a bat would be the thing that was selected.

Ugly Santa needed a bag of poop that they would put down their trousers. It would have been a fairly new undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion it would be out of this world. Who would have thought, a bag of poop being the item opted for.

Ugly Santa always had with them a sack of potatoes that they liked to play with. It would be a different idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Santa, who feels that it was in fact, sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes being the chosen thing.