The Stupid Santa

The Stupid Santa had a pen that they would try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be an unusual thing to do, to most, but not to the Santa, who thought it would be stunning. Strangely, a pen would be the item that was opted for.

The Stupid Santa always had with them a computer that they sometimes try to balance on their head. This could be considered a weird idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Santa, who expected that this idea is awesome. A computer is the thing to select.

The Stupid Santa desperately craved for a can of coke that they would often share. It should be a new idea, to my dad, but not to the Santa, who considered it would be wonderous. Who would have imagined, a can of coke would be the item that was opted for.

The Stupid Santa always carried a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally eat. It might be an exciting exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion it would be spectacular. Strangely, a magic 8 ball was the item that was chosen.

The Stupid Santa looked for a pint of beer that they would often put in the bath with him. It was considered to be a fairly different proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Santa, who feels that this idea was epic. Bizarrely, a pint of beer was the item that was chosen.

The Stupid Santa searched for a tomato that they would often put in the bath with him. This could be considered a different proposal, to my mum, but not to the Santa, who expected that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a tomato would be the thing that was opted for.