His Bum Loving Santa

His Bum Loving Santa desperately searched for a chocolate bar that they liked to put in the bath with him. This seems to be a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Santa, who had decided that this idea was entertaining. Strangely, a chocolate bar was the chosen thing.

His Bum Loving Santa always had with them a can of coke that they liked to embrace. This could be considered a fairly astonishing proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of coke was the item that was selected.

His Bum Loving Santa carried a helmet that they would often cuddle. It should be a fairly funny activity, to my children, but not to the Santa, who thinks that the idea was out of this world. A helmet of all things.

His Bum Loving Santa desired a lava lamp that they would demolish. It might be a somewhat surprising thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Santa, who thought that the idea was the most awesome idea. A lava lamp was the thing that was opted for.

His Bum Loving Santa desperately needed a block of cheese that they sometimes insert somewhere. It was considered to be a fairly curious exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Santa, who feels it would be wonderful. Who would have thought, a block of cheese was the thing that was opted for.

His Bum Loving Santa wanted a bottle of coke that they would experiment on. It would have been a strange suggestion, to some, but not to the Santa, who thinks that it was in fact, entertaining. Honestly, a bottle of coke being the thing opted for.