The Gentle Santa

The Gentle Santa desperately craved for a sponge that they sometimes embrace. One might consider this to be a new thought, to me, but not to the Santa, who assumed that this idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a sponge being the item opted for.

The Gentle Santa desperately searched for a bottle of wine that they would often insert somewhere. This seems a different approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Santa, who assumed that it was in fact, simply life. Strangely, a bottle of wine would be the item chosen.

The Gentle Santa always carried a pint of beer that they sometimes sit and look at. It was considered to be a fairly astonishing suggestion, to many, but not to the Santa, who assumed that the idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a pint of beer is the item to select.

The Gentle Santa looked for a painting of a melon that they would often break. It should have been a curious operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Santa, who considered that this idea is awesome. Strangely, a painting of a melon being the item opted for.

The Gentle Santa desperately needed a radiator that they sometimes put down their trousers. It was considered to be a weird thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Santa, who considered that the idea was awesome. A radiator having that done to it

The Gentle Santa craved for a custard pie to hug. This seems to be a fairly curious thought, to my children, but not to the Santa, who thinks it was awesome. Honestly, a custard pie being the thing selected.