The Square Santa

The Square Santa often carried a bottle of beer that they would sometimes worship. It is considered to be a surprising action, to my dad, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. A bottle of beer is the item to opt for.

The Square Santa looked for a sword that they liked to play with. This is certainly a strange exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is breathtaking. A sword is the item to choose.

The Square Santa desperately desired a helmet that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It might be an astonishing action, to my mum, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion it was miraculous. Honestly, a helmet is the item to select.

The Square Santa desired a sponge that they would occasionally sit and look at. It was a weird and wonderful thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a sponge would be the thing that was opted for.

The Square Santa always had with them a magic 8 ball to throw. It should be an astonishing thought, to me, but not to the Santa, who felt that this idea is fun. A magic 8 ball is the item to select.

The Square Santa carried a sponge that they would often worship. It was a fairly odd thought, to my mum, but not to the Santa, who thought that the idea was stunning. Honestly, a sponge having that done to it