A Bum Loving Santa

A Bum Loving Santa always carried a melon that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might be an odd exercise, to my mum, but not to the Santa, who expected that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a melon being the thing opted for.

A Bum Loving Santa desired a lava lamp to experiment on. It would be a fairly different idea, to my mum, but not to the Santa, who feels that the idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a lava lamp is the thing to select.

A Bum Loving Santa often carried a can of Dr Pepper to play with. One might say this is a surprising suggestion, to you, but not to the Santa, who felt it was exciting. Who would have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper would be the chosen thing.

A Bum Loving Santa looked for a tomato that they would cuddle. One might find this to be a fairly astonishing undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Santa, who assumed it was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a tomato was the item that was selected.

A Bum Loving Santa desired a bottle of beer to cuddle. One might consider this to be a bizarre activity, to you and me, but not to the Santa, who thinks that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of beer was the thing that was opted for.

A Bum Loving Santa desperately looked for a painting of a melon that they would often insert somewhere. One might say this is a surprising operation, to you and me, but not to the Santa, who had decided it would be spectacular. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon being the item selected.