Her Lovely Santa

Her Lovely Santa always carried a helmet that they would try to nail to the wall. It might be an odd suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a helmet was the item that was selected.

Her Lovely Santa often carried a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to share. It might be an unusual action, to you and me, but not to the Santa, who considered that the idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper is the thing to choose.

Her Lovely Santa craved for a cheese grater to rub on his belly. It might have been a curious proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Santa, who expected that the idea was breathtaking. A cheese grater was the item that was chosen.

Her Lovely Santa desperately wanted a chocolate bar to cuddle. This is certainly a strange proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Santa, who expected it would be wonderful. Bizarrely, a chocolate bar would be the item chosen.

Her Lovely Santa had a melon that they would often share. It should be a fairly funny proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Santa, who had decided that this idea was stunning. Remarkably, a melon would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Lovely Santa always had with them a teapot that they would often try to nail to the wall. It was a fairly extraordinary activity, to my dad, but not to the Santa, who expected that the idea was wonderful. A teapot was the item that was chosen.