Their Tired Santa

Their Tired Santa carried a pint of cider that they liked to play with. It would be an astonishing proposal, to my dad, but not to the Santa, who felt that the idea was fun. Strangely, a pint of cider was the thing that was chosen.

Their Tired Santa desired a piece of paper that they would sometimes smash. This seems a fairly new thought, to my grandma, but not to the Santa, who felt that the idea was out of this world. Strangely, a piece of paper was the thing that was selected.

Their Tired Santa looked for a bag of flour that they would occasionally play with. It should have been a fairly weird activity, to me, but not to the Santa, who expected that this idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a bag of flour would be the thing that was chosen.

Their Tired Santa owned a spade that they sometimes break. It should be a fairly odd action, to you, but not to the Santa, who felt that this idea was exciting. Strangely, a spade is the item to choose.

Their Tired Santa wanted a helmet that they liked to drop. It is a fairly extraordinary operation, to me and my children, but not to the Santa, who thought that this idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a helmet is the thing to choose.

Their Tired Santa always had with them a stapler that they would often hug. It might be an astonishing thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Santa, who thinks that this idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a stapler would be the thing that was chosen.