The Different Santa

The Different Santa desperately searched for a radiator that they liked to hug. It might have been a fairly peculiar thought, to my dad, but not to the Santa, who felt that this idea is breathtaking. Who would have thought, a radiator being the chosen item.

The Different Santa craved for a bat to embrace. It might be a curious activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Santa, who expected that this idea is amazing. Bizarrely, a bat was the thing that was opted for.

The Different Santa wanted a sponge that they would often throw. It was a funny undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Santa, who felt it was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a sponge is the item to select.

The Different Santa often carried a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally sleep with. This seems an extraordinary thought, to my mum, but not to the Santa, who thought it was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes was the thing that was opted for.

The Different Santa had a radiator that they would sometimes demolish. This seems to be a fairly unusual thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Santa, who thinks that it was in fact, entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a radiator being the thing opted for.

The Different Santa searched for a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes throw. It might have been a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to many, but not to the Santa, who thinks that this idea is sublime. Strangely, a can of Dr Pepper was the thing that was chosen.