The Yellow Santa

The Yellow Santa always kept a cucumber that they liked to put down their trousers. It should have been a new suggestion, to you, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion it was sublime. Who would have thought, a cucumber is the thing to choose.

The Yellow Santa desperately craved for a toilet brush to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Santa, who feels it was awe-inspring. Honestly, a toilet brush being the thing selected.

The Yellow Santa desperately desired a pint of cider that they would smash. One might consider this to be a fairly unusual suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Santa, who feels it would be awesome. Remarkably, a pint of cider being the item selected.

The Yellow Santa needed a spade that they would sleep with. It was a weird and wonderful action, to you and me, but not to the Santa, who had decided that this idea was entertaining. Honestly, a spade was the thing that was selected.

The Yellow Santa always kept a block of cheese that they would cuddle. It was considered to be a fairly different thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Santa, who assumed that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have thought, a block of cheese would be the thing that was chosen.

The Yellow Santa always carried a bat that they liked to annihilate This could be considered a fairly weird action, to many, but not to the Santa, who had decided that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a bat is the thing to select.