My Boring Santa

My Boring Santa desired a radiator that they sometimes drop. This seems an astonishing undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Santa, who feels that the idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a radiator is the item to choose.

My Boring Santa desired a rubber chicken that they would occasionally sleep with. This is certainly a new idea, to me, but not to the Santa, who assumed it would be wonderful. A rubber chicken is the item that was chosen.

My Boring Santa desperately wanted a cup to put on his head. It is considered to be a strange action, to everybody you know, but not to the Santa, who feels that it was in fact, stunning. Bizarrely, a cup would be the item chosen.

My Boring Santa desperately wanted a tomato to worship. This could be considered an unusual idea, to me and my children, but not to the Santa, who thought that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a tomato would be the item that was selected.

My Boring Santa often carried a painting of a melon that they liked to throw. This might appear to be a fairly odd thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Santa, who had decided that the idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon would be the item that was chosen.

My Boring Santa desperately craved for a sword to drop. It would have been a fairly peculiar idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion it would be wonderous. Strangely, a sword was the item that was opted for.