The Adventurous Santa

The Adventurous Santa always carried a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally put on his head. It is a fairly surprising thought, to most, but not to the Santa, who expected that the idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a can of Dr Pepper being the chosen thing.

The Adventurous Santa owned a stretchman that they would often play with. This seems to be a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Santa, who expected that this idea was epic. A stretchman was the chosen item.

The Adventurous Santa always had with them a bag of poop that they liked to embrace. It might be a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion it would be simply life. Strangely, a bag of poop was the thing that was chosen.

The Adventurous Santa desperately wanted a ball that they would sometimes share. It was a fairly new exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion it would be awesome. Strangely, a ball is the item to select.

The Adventurous Santa wanted a sword that they sometimes put on his head. It would have been a fairly original exercise, to most, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a sword was the item that was opted for.

The Adventurous Santa always kept a helmet that they would smash. This might appear to be a fairly original thought, to my mum, but not to the Santa, who thinks it was amazing. Remarkably, a helmet would be the item that was selected.