The Grumpy Santa

The Grumpy Santa desperately desired a toilet brush that they would occasionally rub on his belly. One might consider this to be an odd idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Santa, who feels it would be simply life. Remarkably, a toilet brush is the thing to choose.

The Grumpy Santa desperately needed a sponge to rub on his belly. This seems to be a fairly original operation, to my dad, but not to the Santa, who thought that this idea is sublime. Bizarrely, a sponge being the chosen thing.

The Grumpy Santa needed a little monkey that they would sometimes share. It would be a fairly different proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Santa, who assumed it was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a little monkey being the chosen item.

The Grumpy Santa desperately desired a magic 8 ball that they liked to hug. This is certainly a bizarre activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Santa, who thinks it was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a magic 8 ball was the chosen item.

The Grumpy Santa always carried a bat that they liked to play with. One might find this to be an astonishing approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Santa, who considered it was breathtaking. Honestly, a bat would be the chosen thing.

The Grumpy Santa desperately needed a cucumber that they liked to cuddle. It was a different undertaking, to my children, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a cucumber was the thing that was selected.