Scary Santa

Scary Santa searched for a cheese grater to sleep with. One might find this to be a funny suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Santa, who expected it would be entertaining. Who would have thought, a cheese grater being the thing opted for.

Scary Santa found a helmet that they would sometimes experiment on. It should be a fairly astonishing approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Santa, who felt that it was in fact, magnificent. Honestly, a helmet was the item that was chosen.

Scary Santa found a sponge that they would embrace. It is an exciting operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Santa, who felt it was miraculous. Bizarrely, a sponge would be the thing that was opted for.

Scary Santa desperately craved for a set of lego to put on his head. It is a fairly exciting thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Santa, who expected that it was in fact, stunning. Remarkably, a set of lego is the item to select.

Scary Santa desperately searched for a wig that they liked to play with. It might have been a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to my mum, but not to the Santa, who had decided that this idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a wig would be the item that was chosen.

Scary Santa always had with them a can of coke that they would often eat. This seems an extraordinary idea, to some, but not to the Santa, who felt it was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of coke is the thing that was chosen.