A Bewildered Santa

A Bewildered Santa desperately looked for a tomato that they would worship. One might find this to be a fairly bizarre activity, to me and my children, but not to the Santa, who assumed that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a tomato is the thing to choose.

A Bewildered Santa wanted a cucumber to demolish. It might have been an unusual activity, to some, but not to the Santa, who thought that this idea is out of this world. Who would have thought, a cucumber is the thing that was chosen.

A Bewildered Santa always kept a set square that they would often hug. It should be an astonishing undertaking, to some, but not to the Santa, who thought that this idea is magnificent. Bizarrely, a set square would be the thing that was selected.

A Bewildered Santa always carried a melon that they sometimes try to balance on their head. One might say this is a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Santa, who considered that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a melon would be the item that was chosen.

A Bewildered Santa desperately needed a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally rub on his belly. This seems a bizarre thought, to my grandma, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion it was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a magic 8 ball is the thing to select.

A Bewildered Santa desperately craved for a piece of paper that they would often try to balance on their head. It should be a peculiar exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Santa, who assumed that it was in fact, breathtaking. Who would have thought, a piece of paper being the thing selected.