A Grumpy Santa

A Grumpy Santa owned a set of lego to try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be a new idea, to my children, but not to the Santa, who felt that this idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a set of lego is the item to opt for.

A Grumpy Santa desperately desired a lava lamp that they would often put in the bath with him. This might appear to be a fairly weird and wonderful action, to you and me, but not to the Santa, who expected it was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp was the thing that was chosen.

A Grumpy Santa desired a bag of poop that they would sometimes sleep with. It might have been a curious action, to everybody you know, but not to the Santa, who thinks that this idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a bag of poop was the item that was selected.

A Grumpy Santa desperately searched for a radiator that they would sometimes annihilate It might have been a peculiar activity, to you, but not to the Santa, who had decided it would be breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a radiator would be the item that was opted for.

A Grumpy Santa owned a radiator that they would often annihilate This might appear to be an extraordinary thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Santa, who thinks that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a radiator would be the item that was chosen.

A Grumpy Santa searched for a cucumber to put in the bath with him. It might have been an astonishing undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Santa, who expected it would be sublime. Bizarrely, a cucumber being the chosen item.