Her Special Santa

Her Special Santa looked for a ball that they would sit and look at. One might say this is a fairly different undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Santa, who thinks it would be stunning. Strangely, a ball being the thing selected.

Her Special Santa had a hat that they sometimes sit and look at. It would be a weird and wonderful suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Santa, who felt it was wonderous. Strangely, a hat is the item that was chosen.

Her Special Santa desperately searched for a computer that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It would be a curious undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Santa, who had decided that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a computer would be the item that was selected.

Her Special Santa always carried a tomato that they would often break. One might find this to be a fairly exciting operation, to most, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion it was wonderous. Honestly, a tomato being the thing opted for.

Her Special Santa wanted a block of cheese that they would sometimes hug. One might say this is a fairly strange thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Santa, who felt it would be sublime. Remarkably, a block of cheese being the item selected.

Her Special Santa had a bag of poop that they liked to sleep with. One might consider this to be a fairly unusual action, to some, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a bag of poop having that done to it