Grumpy Santa

Grumpy Santa always carried a block of cheese that they would occasionally sit and look at. It would be a fairly surprising approach to life, to you, but not to the Santa, who had decided that the idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a block of cheese would be the item that was opted for.

Grumpy Santa desired a can of Tango to embrace. It would be a different thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Santa, who assumed that this idea was epic. Remarkably, a can of Tango is the thing to choose.

Grumpy Santa desperately searched for a rubber johnny that they would sometimes embrace. It should be a fairly peculiar activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Santa, who expected that this idea was entertaining. A rubber johnny is the item that was chosen.

Grumpy Santa desperately desired a computer to eat. It should be a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to me, but not to the Santa, who expected that it was in fact, amazing. Strangely, a computer being the item opted for.

Grumpy Santa wanted a sack of potatoes that they would eat. It should have been a weird and wonderful proposal, to you, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is awe-inspring. Strangely, a sack of potatoes was the chosen item.

Grumpy Santa desperately craved for a crown to worship. It was a somewhat surprising proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Santa, who expected that the idea was epic. Remarkably, a crown is the item to choose.