The Lucky Santa

The Lucky Santa needed a cheese grater that they would occasionally put on his head. It would be a fairly weird thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Santa, who had decided that it was in fact, simply life. Bizarrely, a cheese grater was the thing that was selected.

The Lucky Santa desperately searched for a melon that they sometimes worship. It is a fairly original suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Santa, who thinks that it was in fact, breathtaking. Honestly, a melon being the item selected.

The Lucky Santa had a spade that they would sometimes demolish. One might say this is a fairly surprising exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Santa, who had decided that this idea is epic. Who would have thought, a spade was the thing that was chosen.

The Lucky Santa had a bat to break. It might have been a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is spectacular. Bizarrely, a bat being the thing opted for.

The Lucky Santa often carried a pint of cider that they sometimes worship. It is considered to be an extraordinary thought, to my children, but not to the Santa, who thinks it would be spectacular. Bizarrely, a pint of cider would be the item chosen.

The Lucky Santa desired a bottle of wine that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered a fairly astonishing thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Santa, who considered that the idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine was the item that was opted for.