The Orange Santa

The Orange Santa desired a block of cheese to try to balance on their head. One might find this to be an odd idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Santa, who expected that it was in fact, entertaining. Remarkably, a block of cheese being the item selected.

The Orange Santa always carried a helmet that they would drop. This might appear to be a peculiar undertaking, to many, but not to the Santa, who feels that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a helmet is the item that was chosen.

The Orange Santa desperately needed a mug that they would sometimes sit and look at. It was an odd thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Santa, who feels that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a mug would be the item that was chosen.

The Orange Santa needed a cheese grater that they would experiment on. This could be considered a fairly exciting thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Santa, who thinks that the idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater is the item to choose.

The Orange Santa needed a rubber johnny that they would hug. It should be a fairly exciting exercise, to some, but not to the Santa, who felt that this idea is out of this world. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny having that done to it

The Orange Santa found a chocolate bar that they would often worship. It might be a fairly astonishing idea, to you and me, but not to the Santa, who thought that this idea was epic. Honestly, a chocolate bar would be the chosen thing.